Hate it so much when girls complain about their bodies!! You obviously wanna loose the weight so do the research, follow the diet, work your ass off and you’ll achieve results, belieeeeve me!! So sick of seeing this bullshit in my news feed.

Never lie to the girl of you’re dreams for the hoe of the night.

cogeme:

u always want what u cant have and appreciate things when u no longer have them thats just the way it goes

so relevant in my life rn

grapfruit:

why wear pants when you can just not wear pants

edgur:

if i went up to a cute boy and said “lemme eat da dick” would he be impressed by my assertiveness and let me do it?

sassyrabbi:

i dont want to talk to anyone who eats more than once a day

sassyrabbi:

i dont want to talk to anyone who eats more than once a day

I wear makeup because im insecure. I cant stand up for myself because im afraid of rejection. I cant start the conversation first because i feel annoying. I dont make effort with people because i always get dissapointed. People judge me on what they hear and never get the time to know me.

theworsthangoverever:

Parents with kids under the age of 13 just shouldn’t be allowed on facebook, every single fucking status is something horrificly mundane about their children. People with babies are worst, absolutely no one gives a shit how many times your baby woke up in the night. No one.